Skurgler 

Someone who performs the act of a "Felcher" or "Felcherer" - but through a straw.

They felched that chick, but with a straw!
That's a SKURGLER! Lol

Skurgler by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021

skurglerer 

someone that sucks there own cum out of the ass of there partner using a straw

that sick fucker skurgled her ass all night long until his straw blocked that dude really is a skurglerer

skurglerer by badmatt69 April 26, 2009

Skuggler 

Someone who hordes something in their asshole.

My brother is a cum skuggler

Skuggler by CrabBoy101 April 28, 2017

turd smurgler 

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

turd smurgler by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

Skurglar

An older male on a dating app who tries to appear cooler than he really is. Can be applied to those in real life who appear undatable.

That old bloke at the bar giving you the eye is a real skurglar!

Skurglar by SkurgSpotter January 1, 2026

turd smurgler 

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

turd smurgler by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008

spanky scurgler 

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

spanky scurgler by Grug101 June 11, 2017