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a low class female, a street name for hoes from the north east section of the bronx. Very easy to bribe with money for sex. Dirty and usually known to be a whore. P moneys favorite type of female. Has been with at least 3 guys from one group of friends.
Do not make that skrum your girl friend !

Ewww, shes a skrum.
skrum city bitch skrum city bitch.

The whole block had your skrum.
Skrum by walamagic86 June 29, 2012
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1.) Semen

2.) Any food or drink.
A: "Dude, you've got some leftover skrum on your face."

B: "Oh man, I totally dropped my skrum on my sister's lap."

C: "Have you ever force fed your wife some skrum?"
Skrum by Desu! May 25, 2011
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A Dinkan saying meaning "Go away Bitch".
When Swalib is on your ass: Hey have you been drinking

Person: SKRUM
Skrum by AMNYANPK January 1, 2023
A person with no experience in software development that read a few books on Agile development and is acting like an expert.
I can't believe we hired that agile development coach, he's a total scrumbag.
scrumbag by {:} September 26, 2017

SCRUMDIDDLYUM

SCRUMDIDDLYUM:- Is a product which is delicious in EVERY way.
Just "pack down" a couple of little SCRUMDIDDLYUM fastfood packs, that'll fix food for a fast lunch - we can wine and dine tonight.
SCRUMDIDDLYUM by FABARM January 13, 2019

scrumdiddlyumptious 

super fucking delicious nothing is more better tasting than this
that dinner was scrumdiddlyumptious

Scrumbulated 

When somepin' ain't right. Like when them dice over there lookin kinda wonky. Like when they just seem a bit weird and not frabulous.
Somethin' don't seem rice about these dices, these dices, they don't look so good y'know, there somethin' ain't quite frabulousis about them they're a little Scrumbulated. - Markiplier
Scrumbulated by Findloo November 18, 2020
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