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shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

shitfanned 

The state of being hit by the proverbial shit after it hits the fan. Taking the blame for a big time fuck up.
The CIA is getting shitfanned by the media over those torture tapes it destroyed.
shitfanned by ozraven January 4, 2008

Shitcannery 

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan
The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.
Shitcannery by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

shitcanned

trashed, thrown out, exposed as junk.
(X gave Y a) shitcanning.
(X got) shitcanned.
shitcanned by zaak February 16, 2004

shitcanned

1. To become extremely intoxicated on alcohol.

2. TO scrap a project, plan or action.
1. We couldn't drive home from the bar because we had all gotton too shitcanned.

2. I say we shitcan this operation.
shitcanned by TulsaDawg April 13, 2003

shitcanned

verb; adverb; noun; to be placed in an area of unwanted remembrance, to put or attempt to put (as humanly possible) any person place or thing with all the other shit that has been cluttering up your life and apparently serves no useful purpose.
My employer jus shitcanned me...fugem !

I just shitcanned javascript, it's useless.

My old lady just slept with her ex , she's shitcanned in my life.

There's a live volcano erupting on Maui, I guess our vacation's shitcanned.
shitcanned by terryzz February 25, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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