terryzz's definitions

I want to [fuck] her in the worst way

Standing up in a hammock

Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

by terryzz February 17, 2009

fatulence

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.

I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!

by terryzz February 15, 2009

narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist

One who thinks so highly of themselves, and where they fit into the grand scheme of things that they stay awake for days on end, so the world doesn't have to go on without them, questioning the existence of dog, and thinking, that with their own omnipotent judgement, that they probably are dog, the new incarnation of dog himself, or maybe just a nobody. You have to use the definition as an example...I said so...please.

Hubby: "Honey, I know it's 3 am , but UH... I think you need to make me a cup of coffee, I have to send another definition to Urban Dictionary,, the world is probably counting on me to do so...and while you're up, you need to let out the GOD."
Wifey: "expletive,, mmhgfevgkjgjgnmmamum" (inaudible to human ears, but Hubby knows what she said).
Hubby: "I am not a narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist, or am I ? JEJUS!!!,, Do I have to do everything? JEJUS!!! What the hell is everybody's problem.? If there is a hell, I'll have to straighten stuff out down there, I ain't never gonna get no sleep."

by terryzz February 24, 2009

Obamanomics

noun;, a euphamism describing Barack Hussein Obama's method of strengthening the global economic positioning of the Obamanation / "United" States of America. Once promising "change we can believe in", the "steadfast" course that Obama (45th president of the United States) has taken. Critics from both parties will "ride the fence" until a positive result is achieved from this course of action taken by Obama.

woodtick # 1: yeah, I just heard Obama signed a bill that is gonna get us in debt for the next 2 or 3 generations"
woodtick #2 "yep, it's only something like 800 billion dollars, that's better than a trillion."
woodtick # 1: "well... let me see...800 billion dollars, that's uh... 80 trillion pennies. That's alot of change."
woodtick # 2: "yea man, that's change we can believe in."
woodtick # 1: "sounds like Obamanomics to me."

by terryzz February 24, 2009

UH...

A part of speech or speeches, persay: though throughout history injecting uh... into your speech, to buy time while your brain processed the upcoming verbal oratory, was thought to be a signal of the speakers inability to be "clear headed". In the future it will probably become perfecctly acceptable because of Barack Obama's repeated use of UH... Because of his popularity, UH...will be even more popular than "yaknowwhatimsayin" . It may now display a slow, thoughtful, deliberate train of thought.

UH...

by terryzz February 18, 2009

obamamama

A socioeconomic standing; any unwed mother who has given birth to more than the national average 2.4 brats; requirements include; no visible source of taxed income;no other wage earner reported on their 1040ez; typically has an open case with the Department of Human Services,or Social Security Disability division. Sometimes "dances" to make her way through "college".

THE OCTUPLET'S MAMA claims she is the nemesis of the Obamamama.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

wit

a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.

MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".

by terryzz February 17, 2009