terryzz's definitions

schnozberry

When you feel a slight restriction of your airway,causing you to make a deliberate ,yet somethow, subconcious effort to swallow your saliva hard. At which time you sense an amount of phlegm being foced down your esophagus, after this awakening of your "being" you feel hardened surfaces on said phlegm, reminding you of a raisin or stale gummybear. What you just ingested was a "schnozberry".

1979 disco dude ;"that was a freekin $20.00 schnozberry !

by terryzz February 17, 2009

Omnibusy

The ultimate multi-tasking. Some believe that they are omnibusy, when in fact they are merely confused.
Something like the confidence you have 20 minutes after burning a fatty.

Dude #1 : Dude...I do My best Work and Get some crap done after I burn. I'm like Omnibusy ....woooohooho. That's deep.
Dude #2 : Dude ...yeah you're busy. Busy lookin for your tape measure. I quit.

by terryzz June 24, 2009

cracker

A term used in the friendliest manner and used for greeting by all races except Elmer Fudds, then pronounced kwacker and exclaimed with malice. Possible origin of word from early 19th century(1810 to 1840) coined when the sound of the whip was the slave's (usually black) or the endentured servant's (usually white,latino,or asian)or the employee's/associate's (with a healthy salary/401k/IRA/HMO/pph's etc.) call to pick up the pace at any given jobsite. Whether it be cotton fields,railroad tracks,bridges,tunnels, or any other private or municipal project that required a large work force therefore an inherent high number of slackers(pre-union era)made it necessary to get the attention of said unmotivated workers,By making the end of a bullwhip travel faster than the speed of sound("cracking noise") The technique, when practiced regularly can cause an adequate statement of authority. The man/or woman dealing out this authority was called "the cracker".

All those middle class people are just standing in line, getting ready to graze, at the cracker barrel. If their was a head cracker in charge I'll bet the line would be moving faster. "cracker pleease?!".

by terryzz February 17, 2009

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009

nascarsistic

HUMAN CONDITION, ie; Carrying a mirror with you everywhere you go, so you can watch the "good ol boys" make right hand turns while everyone else is stuck with same-o,same-o left hand turns. You know you are better than that. You are amazing.

What a nascarsistic S.O.B ! THINKS HE'S SOME KIND OF AN ECNALUBMA DRIVER.

by terryzz February 14, 2009

UD'd

An overconsumption of URBAN DICTIONARY that leads to a variety of conditions, each user may experience one (1) or more unique side-effect from this OD of semi-intellectual stimulation: lower back pain, carpaltunnel, fatigue, blearyeyes, urinary seepage, "zoning", divorce, witareah, unemployment, known to the state of califonia to cause birth rejects,(no time for foreplay), Your results may not be listed above, Your rights vary from state to state. Not valid in Alaska, Peurto Rico or Hawaii,. There is no known cure approved by the FDA. In an Independent study: Has been shown to diminish the 4 hour Hard-On, (a potential side effect of viagra, cialus, etc.).

I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd... therefore... I am.

by terryzz February 18, 2009

Obamanation

Formerly known as "The United States of America"; a beautiful homogenous blend of tree huggin,soap sellin,checkwritin,viagra gulpin,i.d fabricatin,dope smokin,kuran and bible thumpin, two faced ex-race guilted victims. Now all residents claim to be of mexa- afro-euro-indiasian desent. All living in perfect harmony,even comedians have something other than race-related material. A.K.A ; NEW FRANCE

SUNG TO;from"all in the family" Didn't need no welfare state...everybody pulled their weight... mister we could use a plan for Obamanation again....

by terryzz February 15, 2009