terryzz's definitions

A.W.

ABBREVIATION:(why are there 2 b's in abbreviation,,Irony); for attention whore. Use when in ignorant company, or within earshot of the abbreviated one. The use of A.W. will halt the potential metamorphisis into a TENSION WHORE.

I used to drink rootbeer, but my old lady is such an A.W. , that now I drink Jack Daniels. OH.. HI HONEY... could you mix me another drink... pretty please, YOU are THE best! !.

by terryzz February 18, 2009

I want to [fuck] her in the worst way

Standing up in a hammock

Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

by terryzz February 17, 2009

fatulence

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.

I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!

by terryzz February 15, 2009

I want to [fuck]

In modern vernacular the most direct way of saying you have the desire to copulate. If spoken aloud, there will be no doubt about your mindset, with any person that speaks english or several other languages. The thing that every guy want's to hear from his prom date. Other SYNONYMS would include; I want to sex you up, I want to get naked,I want to do the horizontal bop, I want to make it with you, I want to make sweet love to ya woman(chef), Or the following statement which involves the same act of human copulation, however may cause erectile disfunction(ED),and therefore virtually impossible to "fill the order"; I want to have your baby.

two old guys standing at the bus stop, an extremely hot young woman, wearing a very form fitting short knit skirt and low cut knit top,saunters by the "gentlemen":
OLD GUY #1: Oy vay! I want to fuck her.
OLD GUY #2: Out of what ?

by TERRYZZ February 17, 2009

DUBYAD

HAVING BEEN BLAMED; being named the scapegoat for issues too large and complicated for any one (1) person to comprehend; having been placed at fault when your naive,hopeful interpretation of mankind's nature causes the stuff to hit the fan;when their are thousands at fault,yet you are named "THE ONE" to take it up the yingyang; an overestimater of colleague's retention of important details resulting in mass public berating of personal capability.

The boss just dubyad me for setting the analog clock exactly 12 hours fast !

by terryzz February 15, 2009

mindfuck

A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.

I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.

by terryzz February 16, 2009

Obamamendment

noun; created once Barack Hussein Obama (44th president of The United Sstates of America) and fellow patriots allow a change, or amendment to the "Constitution of The United States of America" allowing a president once again to hold a third term (of 4-years) of office,, thus alolowing him to be both 44th and 45th president of the United States.

woodtick: "The Obamamendment was the best thing that coulda happened to us,
when ya got a good thing...stick with it!"

by terryzz February 24, 2009