terryzz's definitions

cracker

A term used in the friendliest manner and used for greeting by all races except Elmer Fudds, then pronounced kwacker and exclaimed with malice. Possible origin of word from early 19th century(1810 to 1840) coined when the sound of the whip was the slave's (usually black) or the endentured servant's (usually white,latino,or asian)or the employee's/associate's (with a healthy salary/401k/IRA/HMO/pph's etc.) call to pick up the pace at any given jobsite. Whether it be cotton fields,railroad tracks,bridges,tunnels, or any other private or municipal project that required a large work force therefore an inherent high number of slackers(pre-union era)made it necessary to get the attention of said unmotivated workers,By making the end of a bullwhip travel faster than the speed of sound("cracking noise") The technique, when practiced regularly can cause an adequate statement of authority. The man/or woman dealing out this authority was called "the cracker".

All those middle class people are just standing in line, getting ready to graze, at the cracker barrel. If their was a head cracker in charge I'll bet the line would be moving faster. "cracker pleease?!".

by terryzz February 17, 2009

Omnibusy

The ultimate multi-tasking. Some believe that they are omnibusy, when in fact they are merely confused.
Something like the confidence you have 20 minutes after burning a fatty.

Dude #1 : Dude...I do My best Work and Get some crap done after I burn. I'm like Omnibusy ....woooohooho. That's deep.
Dude #2 : Dude ...yeah you're busy. Busy lookin for your tape measure. I quit.

by terryzz June 24, 2009

schnozberry

When you feel a slight restriction of your airway,causing you to make a deliberate ,yet somethow, subconcious effort to swallow your saliva hard. At which time you sense an amount of phlegm being foced down your esophagus, after this awakening of your "being" you feel hardened surfaces on said phlegm, reminding you of a raisin or stale gummybear. What you just ingested was a "schnozberry".

1979 disco dude ;"that was a freekin $20.00 schnozberry !

by terryzz February 17, 2009

wit

a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.

MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".

by terryzz February 17, 2009

obamamama

A socioeconomic standing; any unwed mother who has given birth to more than the national average 2.4 brats; requirements include; no visible source of taxed income;no other wage earner reported on their 1040ez; typically has an open case with the Department of Human Services,or Social Security Disability division. Sometimes "dances" to make her way through "college".

THE OCTUPLET'S MAMA claims she is the nemesis of the Obamamama.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

UH...

A part of speech or speeches, persay: though throughout history injecting uh... into your speech, to buy time while your brain processed the upcoming verbal oratory, was thought to be a signal of the speakers inability to be "clear headed". In the future it will probably become perfecctly acceptable because of Barack Obama's repeated use of UH... Because of his popularity, UH...will be even more popular than "yaknowwhatimsayin" . It may now display a slow, thoughtful, deliberate train of thought.

UH...

by terryzz February 18, 2009

UD'd

An overconsumption of URBAN DICTIONARY that leads to a variety of conditions, each user may experience one (1) or more unique side-effect from this OD of semi-intellectual stimulation: lower back pain, carpaltunnel, fatigue, blearyeyes, urinary seepage, "zoning", divorce, witareah, unemployment, known to the state of califonia to cause birth rejects,(no time for foreplay), Your results may not be listed above, Your rights vary from state to state. Not valid in Alaska, Peurto Rico or Hawaii,. There is no known cure approved by the FDA. In an Independent study: Has been shown to diminish the 4 hour Hard-On, (a potential side effect of viagra, cialus, etc.).

I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd... therefore... I am.

by terryzz February 18, 2009