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brownie points

The tell-tale reference points of contact made while brown nosing the BOSS; a source of recognition of one's depth perception, which is what seperates you from a simple brown noser and an all out s#!t head. If they appear behind your ears, you may want to practice holding your breath,that is if you really need that raise.
Billy brought Miss Kinky an apple,and a box of MAGNUM Condums. I think he's working on his brownie points.
by terryzz February 15, 2009
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sofa king wetarted

sofa king wetarted ... I don't get it...
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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nigger

Slang, the incorrect pronunciation of negroe(spanish for black?) May be from "Nigerian" a word that is so politically incorrect to say that, I can make fun of a cracker, woodtick, obamamama, dubyad, mindfuck, nascar, fatulence, N.A.A.C.P., nascarsistic, brownie points,but a definition of nigger when intercepted by an editor of ud, who is socially hemophilic, that a positive message, using wit, about human frailty and potential resilliance to euphamisms, is rejected. This is typical in today's culture, the allowable definition of any slang word is a matter of subjectiveness and should not be censored. SEE; "nigger", many ignorant/hateful definitions are in use, merely because they were edited by a human being with a different perception of "improper". It has been said:" We are evolving at different rates". SOURCES: "A WIDE VARIETY OF CURRENT AND HISTORICAL MEDIA"
nigger is a bad word when used to demean another person, nigger is a good word when used as a brotherly euphamism, in the profound word's of Forest Gump, "stupid is as stupid does".
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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Webster

noun; proper noun; One who, according to third person accounts,; spends one heck of alot of time on theweb, searching, or playing, or composing, or devoloping a web site or all of the above etc... or more.
Woodtick #1: "Terry spent all day on his computer."
Woodtick #2: "yeah...he's turnin into a Webster
by terryzz February 24, 2009
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Obamanation

Formerly known as "The United States of America"; a beautiful homogenous blend of tree huggin,soap sellin,checkwritin,viagra gulpin,i.d fabricatin,dope smokin,kuran and bible thumpin, two faced ex-race guilted victims. Now all residents claim to be of mexa- afro-euro-indiasian desent. All living in perfect harmony,even comedians have something other than race-related material. A.K.A ; NEW FRANCE
SUNG TO;from"all in the family" Didn't need no welfare state...everybody pulled their weight... mister we could use a plan for Obamanation again....
by terryzz February 15, 2009
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UD'd

An overconsumption of URBAN DICTIONARY that leads to a variety of conditions, each user may experience one (1) or more unique side-effect from this OD of semi-intellectual stimulation: lower back pain, carpaltunnel, fatigue, blearyeyes, urinary seepage, "zoning", divorce, witareah, unemployment, known to the state of califonia to cause birth rejects,(no time for foreplay), Your results may not be listed above, Your rights vary from state to state. Not valid in Alaska, Peurto Rico or Hawaii,. There is no known cure approved by the FDA. In an Independent study: Has been shown to diminish the 4 hour Hard-On, (a potential side effect of viagra, cialus, etc.).
I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd I think I just UD'd... therefore... I am.
by terryzz February 18, 2009
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optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".
I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.
by terryzz February 22, 2009
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