Skirtbail

(Adjective) when you trip on your skirt.

She skirtbailed on the sidewalk.

by Your-Bovine May 1, 2020

Shirtballs

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.

"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."

by Racer XXX February 3, 2019

skintail

A longer then expected pinksock.

"Damn, I tapped Brenda last night and got a skintaile".

by Brizay January 17, 2009

Shitbail

Shitbailing is a delicate process of running as fast as one can away from an awkward situation. One must call out Shitbail! before running.

When a man is having sexual relations with a female for the fun of it, believing there are no strings attached and the female asks to "Take it to the next level." (having a relationship that might mean something) the man must proceed to shout out "SHITBAIL" as loud as possible and run the hell away.

by Ben and Paul July 24, 2008

skirtalicious

adj., a portmanteau of skirt and delicious used to describe a woman with long legs and/or a nice ass wearing a short, tight, or revealing skirt. The user of the term is implicitly expressing a desire to get a taste of the skirt's contents.

"Angela looks so skanky in that outfit."

"Whatever. She's totally skirtalicious."

by Parrish October 26, 2006

Skirail

A common rodent that has a furry tail and strong hind legs; a derogatory name for a squirrel; put down towards stupid people; they eat seeds, nuts, and small children; predators to the triangle, weasals, and the fox

Mark and John wanted to kill the evil skirails outside.
Why are you being such a skirail?

by megRshot April 24, 2006

Skirtbirdlee

Have the ability to be very cool, or being very chill. If Something was crazy you would call that skirtbirdlee
1.) Name usually starts with Hailey (Lee)

1.) That was skirtbirdlee

2.) HOLY SH*T SKIRTBIRDLEE

by Bbncartier May 22, 2018