Skerpies

Is a mutated version of a recently discovered viral sexually transmitted disease; caused by the micro parasite scabies being infected by the Herpes virus. This virus runs ramped within the ratchet and bag hoe homeless communities, specifically under Interstate overpasses and city parks converted into the toilets for Salem Oregons homeless community. BEWARE THIS IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS ; THEIR IS NO KNOWN CURE; But as recently as April of 2021 there have been over 2000 cases reported in Marion County alone; the CDC encourages local communities to keep a close on their children these look for signs of this infection and be vigilant against protecting your and loved one from this little know disease.

Stephanie, was the first medically documented case of the highly contagious Skerpies virus.

by Snatchtasticley Snatchtty April 13, 2021

skurpies

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

skerries community college

it's a shit school wit lots of mad junkies who love to fight and smoke weed outside of centra at lunch this school contains retard teachers such as ms mullain and ms baxter the first years are mad this year getting suspended in the first month but it dosent help wit their mad year head ms ohannilon

hey John hav u heard of skerries community college
john:yeah there all junkies in that school thank God we don't go there

by skerries cc February 25, 2020

scerpies

A combination of scurvy and herpes

When a lady of the night with scurvy/herpes wiped my dick on her face it gave me scerpies

by James Milligan January 11, 2008

Skerples

The "NEW" Sharpie! It might be a knock off but its BETTER than Sharpies. 1. It writes better. 2. ITS ACTUALLY PERMANANT! 3. Its fun! They look exactly like Shapries except they say "Skerple" on them! Thats the ONLY bad thing!! Ok? I'll add more later!

1: Look at this SHARPIE! Its AMAZING! I love it! Its permanat!
2: STUPID! Thats a knock off Sharpie! No wonder its so much better!
1: What is it then?
2: Its a SKERPLE!!
1+2: YAY SKERPLES!!

by Bekacc November 14, 2007

sherpies

An extraordinarily fat cat-like creature with herpes

Oh my god look at sherpies snorting all over the couch!

by Cacapoopoo August 24, 2019

Scerpies

Scerpies is when someone has scabies and herpes at the same time. They have Scerpies!!

OMG! Don't touch him, he has SCERPIES!

by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010