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Skerples 

The "NEW" Sharpie! It might be a knock off but its BETTER than Sharpies. 1. It writes better. 2. ITS ACTUALLY PERMANANT! 3. Its fun! They look exactly like Shapries except they say "Skerple" on them! Thats the ONLY bad thing!! Ok? I'll add more later!
1: Look at this SHARPIE! Its AMAZING! I love it! Its permanat!
2: STUPID! Thats a knock off Sharpie! No wonder its so much better!
1: What is it then?
2: Its a SKERPLE!!
1+2: YAY SKERPLES!!
Skerples by Bekacc November 14, 2007
Words you can keep
The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.
Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*
skerple by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007
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skerplashish 

when the funniest of the weiner will get from the go in and it is too good for the uh oh and the no!
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a hidden message that may be used in conversation. only special ones know. has to do with a chair.
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Is a mutated version of a recently discovered viral sexually transmitted disease; caused by the micro parasite scabies being infected by the Herpes virus. This virus runs ramped within the ratchet and bag hoe homeless communities, specifically under Interstate overpasses and city parks converted into the toilets for Salem Oregons homeless community. BEWARE THIS IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS ; THEIR IS NO KNOWN CURE; But as recently as April of 2021 there have been over 2000 cases reported in Marion County alone; the CDC encourages local communities to keep a close on their children these look for signs of this infection and be vigilant against protecting your and loved one from this little know disease.
Stephanie, was the first medically documented case of the highly contagious Skerpies virus.

Skerplash ding

It is based of the hash slinging slasher It is where you hit the nastiest fighting move in a game in or real life i honestly just said it while playing smash bros while tripping on acid
This nigga just got skerplash dinged
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