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Skerples 

The "NEW" Sharpie! It might be a knock off but its BETTER than Sharpies. 1. It writes better. 2. ITS ACTUALLY PERMANANT! 3. Its fun! They look exactly like Shapries except they say "Skerple" on them! Thats the ONLY bad thing!! Ok? I'll add more later!
1: Look at this SHARPIE! Its AMAZING! I love it! Its permanat!
2: STUPID! Thats a knock off Sharpie! No wonder its so much better!
1: What is it then?
2: Its a SKERPLE!!
1+2: YAY SKERPLES!!
Skerples by Bekacc November 14, 2007
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The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.
Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*
skerple by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007
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skerplashish 

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a hidden message that may be used in conversation. only special ones know. has to do with a chair.
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Skerplash ding

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This nigga just got skerplash dinged
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