Sperpies 

A case of spew berps (sperps) that is contagious like herpes

She said “I never spew when I drink” nek Minit she’s does a burp that has a bit of follow through wich ends up on her top and that shit is contageoes like herpes so that’s where sperpies came from

Sperpies by Paddles666 December 25, 2017

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

speepies 

sleepy

sami is speepies

speepies by okayreallycoolstuff January 17, 2021

spermies 

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

spermies by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

scerpies 

A combination of scurvy and herpes

When a lady of the night with scurvy/herpes wiped my dick on her face it gave me scerpies

scerpies by James Milligan January 11, 2008

sherpies 

An extraordinarily fat cat-like creature with herpes

Oh my god look at sherpies snorting all over the couch!

sherpies by Cacapoopoo August 24, 2019

spermies 

baby sperms

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it

spermies by bob May 9, 2003