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A combination of scurvy and herpes

When a lady of the night with scurvy/herpes wiped my dick on her face it gave me scerpies

scerpies by James Milligan January 11, 2008

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Scerpies

Scerpies is when someone has scabies and herpes at the same time. They have Scerpies!!

OMG! Don't touch him, he has SCERPIES!

Scerpies by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010

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Scerpes

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.

That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.

Scerpes by Psychojazz October 1, 2006

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sherpies

An extraordinarily fat cat-like creature with herpes

Oh my god look at sherpies snorting all over the couch!

sherpies by Cacapoopoo August 24, 2019

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Scerpes

Scerpies is when someone has scabies and herpes at the same time. They have Scerpes!!

OMG! Don't touch him, he has SCERPES!

Scerpes by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010

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Scurpies

Rare disease consisting of huge red bumps on and surrounding the bagina. Can be transmitted through sexual contact and/or kissing.

After a fun night with a random hooker, Dewey developed scurpies.

Scurpies by Bob Wehadababyitsaboy January 22, 2005

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Sperpies

A case of spew berps (sperps) that is contagious like herpes

She said “I never spew when I drink” nek Minit she’s does a burp that has a bit of follow through wich ends up on her top and that shit is contageoes like herpes so that’s where sperpies came from

Sperpies by Paddles666 December 25, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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