skerple

The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*

by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007

skerple

a hidden message that may be used in conversation. only special ones know. has to do with a chair.

look out for the skerple

by larry384732984768234 December 2, 2010

skerletts

A drunken fisherman, that beats on his wife.

That johnny is sure a skerletts when hes drunk and mad at his wife.

by da bomba February 9, 2010

Skerplunking

To rummage or search for something important

I was skerplunking for pork rinds.

by M.Wood May 30, 2008

Skerplooshed

The act of hitting someone with a lot of force

Guy 1: You wanna get skerplooshed fam?
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'll slump you.

by JustinSenpai August 8, 2016

Skerplunking

To fornicate repeatedly until unconcious.

Shall we go back to my place for some skerplunking.

by B_man March 19, 2003

skorpledorped

(Verb)
Skorpledorped - to be violently #&(*$# 7&$## &*)’)$ &*( and subsequently &*(h’&2$(

“I got heccing Skorpledorped”

“They freaking Skorpledorped me”

by Autizy666 January 22, 2019