Skeetard 

Someone being ULTRA RETARDED without remorse

"Dude, your such a skeetard"

Skeetard by Cotton kid June 5, 2014

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

Skeetadon 

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"

Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."

Skeetadon by SubSonicX January 4, 2009

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009

Skeetaddem 

To yell a no no word at a person walking on the sidewalk while in a car

"Ay' bro, that guy is the annoying guy i was tellin' you 'bout skeetaddem!"

Skeetaddem by Adept Martin May 6, 2018

sweetard 

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

sweetard by HindiBindi October 7, 2012

Skeptard

Any one who is blindly skeptical to the evidence around them, regardless of research done on any given topic, in addition to any one who refuses to do the research necessary, before jumping to conclusions.

Brian: Hey Jeff, you realize that the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations ruled JFK's assassination the result of a conspiracy right?

Jeff: Oh you kooks.

Brian: Us kooks? No, it's you Skeptards that refuse to go and fact check for yourself.

Skeptard by James543675 April 19, 2011