skeezers

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Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!

Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa

skeezers by hewey May 31, 2004

skeezers

A nasty hoe, sumone dat gets around

A gurl dat swears she cute but really aint (hot mess)

Man, that gurl Shaquita and her friends are fuckin skeezers
i kno man she fuck everything wit a dick

skeezers by Reaquannita January 5, 2006

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Skeezers

A man who sleeps around with many men and wemon aka the definition of piece of shit

Boy: look at that guy

You: I know he’s has men and wemon
Boy : he’s totally a skeezers

Skeezers by Buttfucked6968 February 27, 2018

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Skeezers

When you have an itch inside of your vagina so far that you couldn't physically reach it.

Man i can't get rid of these skeezers!

Skeezers by TheGuywhoomadeskeezers February 8, 2018

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sammy skeezers

A club where the less socially evolved conjure and share sexually transmitted diseases while under the false impression they are achieving a social feat of some facet.
One should never feel good about obtaining sex or sodomy from sammy skeezers, as one should not feel good about hunting deer with a 18-wheeler.

Hey let's go to sammy skeezers and pick up girls/or guys.

sammy skeezers by scott justice October 12, 2010

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macking on some skeezers

when a girl gets all the fine guys and can handle her own, pimpin out all the fine male hoes.

Paris: I feel like macking on some skeezers today!
Phoenix: Girl who you telling...thats all i do!

macking on some skeezers by Amazingly_Fly89 December 18, 2010

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yammer butt skeezer

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.

Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

yammer butt skeezer by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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