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skeezerd 

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.
Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.
skeezerd by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009
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Skeezart 

A Skeezart is a female that usually has skankish tendenses. Usually girl that are easy to get with.
R: I just started talking to this girl and she about to let me hit.
P: Damn son that girl must be a Skeezart.

Skeezart by Scrilla Fam March 27, 2009

Skeetard 

Someone being ULTRA RETARDED without remorse
"Dude, your such a skeetard"
Skeetard by Cotton kid June 5, 2014

Skeezuard 

An older male who likes younger females typically one to tell perverted jokes but isn’t really joking just comes off funny
You’re such a Skeezuard
Skeezuard by Kwbugg18 January 7, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026