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Skeetster

A person or thing, where somebody ejaculated on them at birth, or the creation of that product.

Skeetsters are usually annoying and gay.
That dude over their is a skeetster!

Micheal Phelps is a skeetster, because he got caught smoking weed.
by Straight_Up_ Skeezy April 7, 2009
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Doug And Skeeter

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad
Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.
by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018
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Skeeterman

Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.

aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.

In particular to claim military honors not earned.
Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."

He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
by Schnugg September 24, 2007
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Skeeter Jean

Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.
David: "Hey, do you know about Skeeter jean? " Darren: Yeah, that dude who exposes Edps?
by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022
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Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013
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skeeser

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
by angry irish January 9, 2007
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Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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