Skeela

N. The Greek word for bitch to be used in a non-derogatory manner as a term meaning friend.

(1) "Hey skeela."

(2) "What's up skeela?"

(3) "This one goes out to all my skeelas!"

by rr1991 May 26, 2011

Tahts Skeela

Another way of saying “That’s so real.” Originated as a typo in August of 2024, a simple mistake now a staple of living. That is so real.

Jimmy: “I feel like everything is kinda dull now.”
Christine: “Tahts skeela, man. Things just move so fast.”
Jimmy: “Tahts skeela!”

by anonymous August 18, 2024

Sheela na gig

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?

If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!

by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

skelawhore

a skinny ass bitch who no one likes, often slutty in appearance

I hate the way that skinny wench acts, she's such a skelawhore.

by NWNursie November 2, 2007

Skeetadon

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"

Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."

by SubSonicX January 4, 2009

Skyelar

the most amazing person to walk the face of this planet. Funny, smart, attractive,and quirky

That kid could never be another Skyelar

by Jabberwock Doc February 4, 2010

skeetawomp

To completely pwn someone.

Rofl, that newb just got skeetawomped.

by Craig Hummel November 29, 2004