Skanctimonious 

Generally a white Christian Nationalist with an unrealistic self image. They live their lives in an “equal, but opposite” fashion, in direct contradiction to the gospels of Christ.

She’s out pulling trains on Saturday night and showing up at church on Sunday? Talk about skanctimonious.

Skanctimonious by BDBoop December 30, 2022

skanktimonious 

adj.

1. Of or relating to one who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous, but often contradictorily portrayed in a decidedly more pious fashion.

Quite obviously, skanktimonious derives from the contraction of skank, that of more popular vernacular, not the rhythmic dance, and sanctimonious.

Paris Hilton is so skanktimonious.

skanktimonious by Heywood Giablomi December 12, 2005

Spanktimonious 

spank·ti·mo·nious \ˈspaŋk-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\ - adj.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.

The women proselytized her spanktimonious gospel against the sin of indulgence by masturbation; "It is procreation not recreation!"

Spanktimonious by torbach September 2, 2010

Sanctimonious Attention Whore 

Someone, usually female, who not only wants to be the center of attention, but who specifically seeks highly visible opportunities to act self-righteous at the expense of others, in order to receive temporary affections from cohorts, so as to validate their own fragile sense of self-worth. Also known as S.A.W.

A group of Sanctimonious Attention Whores is called a "Squabble". A male courtier, or loud-mouthed defendent/apologist, of a Sanctimonious Attention Whore is called a "SAW John" or "Squawker".

Political pundit, Ann Coulter, is a sanctimonious attention whore. Media host, Bill O'Reilly, when he defends Ann Coulter, is a SAW-John.

Sanctimonious Attention Whore by Wyld Stallyns August 12, 2006

Sanctimonious 

Bono.

He's so much holier-than-thou, completely sanctimonious, he's Bono!

Sanctimonious by Richard Bird May 26, 2010

skanktimonious 

Adjective to describe a judgmental woman who presents herself as an upstanding religious person, and talks a lot about "family values," but who has a double life that includes many violations of the principles she purports to uphold, including, but not limited to, sexual transgressions.

"Did you hear that Maisy cheated on her husband after the Christian Fellowship meeting last week?"

"That can't be possible. She is always saying people who go outside of marriage are condemned to life in hell."

"It is true. But ever since she got the implants, she has been a skanktimonious bitch."

skanktimonious by Gwen Harleth January 23, 2011

sanctimonious atheism

a term that not only perfectly describes a kind of hypocritically high-minded atheism but also has the added benefit of being very funny due to the fact that it is even intelligible (coined by author / blogger Frank Portman, 2006)

Let's go to Ophelia's house for a few drinks ... Actually, on second thought, let's not, the whole sanctimonious atheism thing gets old really fast.

sanctimonious atheism by Mr. Headache June 1, 2011