1 definition by torbach
spank·ti·mo·nious \ˈspaŋk-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\ - adj.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.
The women proselytized her spanktimonious gospel against the sin of indulgence by masturbation; "It is procreation not recreation!"
by torbach September 2, 2010