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"Jeg er skakkm"
Skakkm by Wat-king January 26, 2016
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skankmaster 

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.
"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

skankmance 

When two hoes are talking bout dicks out loud and fall in love over how many sausages have been thrown down their hallways. Handbags must be matching.
Those bitches be skankmancing over Billy's gruesome junk.

Yo! Sarah and Jackie had a full on skankmance yesterday, even though Sarah's bag was almost the wrong shade of pink.
skankmance by Chamielady February 18, 2017

Skankmas 

The holiday of skanks who participate in skanktivities.
Tomorrow is Skankmas! I can’t wait to off road.
Skankmas by caitypoo March 14, 2022

skankmobile 

A Ford Mustang is a common skankmobile. Skankmobile on your right dude.
skankmobile by Ted Bryson January 17, 2008

skankmeister 

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
skankmeister by shrimphead May 8, 2008

skankmobile 

1999 Honda Civic that is out of inspection and registration. Usually driven by skanks.
You know that girl Crystal from the Ghetto? Her Civic is a total skankmobile. It back fires, "White Trash".
skankmobile by hotchick880 November 23, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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