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skankmance 

When two hoes are talking bout dicks out loud and fall in love over how many sausages have been thrown down their hallways. Handbags must be matching.
Those bitches be skankmancing over Billy's gruesome junk.

Yo! Sarah and Jackie had a full on skankmance yesterday, even though Sarah's bag was almost the wrong shade of pink.
skankmance by Chamielady February 18, 2017
Words you can keep

skankmaster 

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.
"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

Skankface McWhorebag 

A girl of questionable morals (also known as a skeeze), who fucks anything in sight regardless of the consequences
That girl is a real Skankface McWhorebag, sleeping with all those guys
Skankface McWhorebag by CHillsCrew September 26, 2005

skanktankerous 

1)an adjective to define a girl who is Ill-tempered and quarrelsome in addition to the fact that she has, will, or is in the process of doing some pretty skanky risqué things.

2)Can often be said in exclamation.


Coined by Chelsea ;]
1)T baby is awfully skanktankerous when she pulls her pants down lower so the coach can see her camel toe when she stretches.

2)Look at that get up! It is so effing skanktankerous!
skanktankerous by Chelsea Cosmocrat December 9, 2008

Skankface 

adj. - The look/facial expression on a girl's face that she can easily manipulate, so when she meets your parents, they will think she is the sweetest girl, however, when you bring her around your boys, they realize that she is a complete freak in the sheets. Other females completely hate on this type of girl because they cannot pull it off themselves.
Morgan: "Why is Larry with that skankface? She looks like such a slut."
Brandon: "Damn she's a freak, why can't I find a chick like that? She'd let me hit it all night, plus my mom would love her."
Skankface by HeadPoolieInCharge June 22, 2010

Skankyanker 

A young man that can only atract trashy, tacky, lower-class , poor hygiened, flacky, purmiscuis women.
Kevin Federline is such a skankyanker for marrin Brit.

Skankface 

A slutty bitch. Always looks like a whore, has no self-respect and tries to get guys that she knows she cant have!
Aubrey O'Day: Last seen at a club in N.Y. trying to hookup with the talented and succesful Jesse McCartney, he is way too good for that skankface.
Skankface by Shannon Kelly May 27, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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