Skabbers

A mammal hailing from East Africa with an unusually large forehead; perhaps the missing link which would muffle the cries of creationists the world over

A wild Skabbers approaches the milk crates for his hourly physical and mental rehydration

by Shawtylengtho June 11, 2022

scabbers

1. the affectionate name of an opening batsman who can only score or scab runs on the onside.

2. a character from harry potter with rat like features.

1. the name of the oldest child of a man who works in an oil rigg.

2. looks like a rat and scabbers

by rubbaman1 March 18, 2011

rat stabbers

Pointy toe boots or pointy toe dress shoes used by spanish immigrant people to climb chain link fences.

Check out the rat stabbers that guy is wearing.

by E Elizabeth September 15, 2007

clown stabbers

A bull's horns;
Origin: The rodeo, where clowns are used to distract bulls so the riders can dismount safely.

Look at the clown stabbers on that rank bull! They better git outta the way!

by Yolanda Vega August 22, 2003

Skibbers

Dicksucker. Thinks he's John Mayer, eats more kimchi than Korea as a whole.
Sucks his own balls for entertainment while losing in halo.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

slabbers

those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.

those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !

i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !

that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !

by michael foolsley March 16, 2024

skibbers

1. Adjective A word used to describe something generally disappointing, dissatisfying or worthy of disapproval. Depending on the context, it can relate to something/someone being; cringe, stupid, annoying, predictable, weird etc.

2. Noun A (usually) young person who displays a palpable amount of naïveté, cringeness and overall brainrotted behaviour.

Definition 1)
Person 1: "That exam was proper skibbers"
Person 2: "Dun no, that was piss"

Definiton 2)
Person 1: "Bro I can't deal with these skibbers on the train. All they talk about is tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahur."
Person 2:"Yeah, those little skibbers-- what are they like!"

by Tjimå May 1, 2025