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Hourly - Adjective - Someone who is close to death/On their death bed/Sick and with ever declining health which prevents them from completing tasks in a timely fashion

Famously used in the TV Show "Archer"
*Pam delays in hitting Cyril and eventually hits him to knock him unconscious*
Archer: what took you so long? are you hourly?
hourly by Darxil February 6, 2018
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If a genius thinks like the second hand on a clock, the average person will be the minute hand.
If you are slow, you are hourly.
Hourly by Eddy mass July 13, 2019
"I'm tellin Jim that I want to go back on the hourly."- Dustin
Hourly by YouTryinToGetHugged December 23, 2019
Hourly - Adjective - Sick to the point of almost dying / Being on your death bed / Wanting to die

Known for being used in the TV show "Archer"
*Pam delays in hitting Cyril on the back of the head to knock him unconscious*
Archer: What took you so long? Are you Hourly?
Hourly by Darxil May 5, 2018

Hourly Bunny 

To ride a dick in the cowgirl position furiously; up and down like a bunny.
“Yeah baby, just like that... Do the hourly bunny and I might just cum!”

hourly rate 

An option available at seedy hotels allowing customers just long enough to smoke some crack and get their cock sucked.
The Kalamazoo Downtowner features an hourly rate
hourly rate by Blah #5 June 6, 2005

hourly rate 

An option at some motels giving the customer just long enough to smoke some crack and get their cock sucked.
The Kalamazoo Downtowner features hourly rates.
hourly rate by Blah #5 June 12, 2005
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