slabber

someone who talks alot of annoying shit..typically a northern irish slang word.

shut your trap you fucking slabber before i knock yer ballix in!!

by stuart March 16, 2004

slabber

To talk but make no sense, to 'talk shit'.
To drink or eat something.

What you slabbering about? Quit your slabbers. Slabber that down you!

by Croft Dale January 28, 2008

slabber

A person who rants on and on in a confrontational manner.

Usually a millie or spide credential.

She's a slabber, I'd just hit her a slap, that'll shut er up.

by Lemmalola July 1, 2005

Slabber

Person who sits on the 02 Slabs all day and doesn't do anything other than yell and be obnoxious. Similar to a couchy, but outdoors.

Hey, tell those slabbers to shut up!

Guy 1: What do you think of that chick?
Guy 2: I don't know about her, she's a slabber.

by TheAmazinGreat June 4, 2007

Slabber

Someone who owns a slab.

My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his black ass?

by Super awesome spongetard October 18, 2024

Slabber

Someone who owns, drives, and derives their personality around their slab.

My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his ass?

by Super awesome spongetard November 9, 2024

Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003