A great blow
job. Derived from the conversation between Charles Barkley and a police officer during his now infamous DUI stop on December
31, 2008. According to the officer who wrote the report,
"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was '
hot.' He asked me, 'You want the
truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow
job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow
job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Girlfriend: "tell me what you want tonight. I want to please you baby."
Boyfriend: "Baby, I want a sir
Charles tonight!"
Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"