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Sir'am
The proper way to address an individual whose gender can not clearly be determined. Circumstances when this would be appropriate for example would be communication between two or more persons with whom have not seen one another via email or text; An individual that appears to be one gender but has strong characteristics of another; A lady pissing in the urinal next to you.
1.) Dear Sir'am Banks - Thank you for your medical reference I couldn't be happier with my operation!
2.) Excuse me Sir'am can I help you find anything perhaps a sports bra or back shaver?
2.) Excuse me Sir'am can I help you find anything perhaps a sports bra or back shaver?
Sir'am by Constitutional Speech Freedom August 27, 2019
Ma'am-Sir
Guy: "Good afternoon, thank you for calling company X"
Caller: "Good afternoon Ma'am-Sir..."
Guy: "I'm a sir, not a ma'am-sir."
Caller: "Good afternoon Ma'am-Sir..."
Guy: "I'm a sir, not a ma'am-sir."
Ma'am-Sir by Louis Xavier December 17, 2008
Sir plus amount
A Sir plus amount is the amount of more than 1000 or 1000+ if you want to use the set of words you have to make the amount of the material or object your talking about hard to get, Since it is a word that has a relation with Superiority...
You can never and I mean EVER talk about something other than a certain material or object
You can never and I mean EVER talk about something other than a certain material or object
"I'll need to get a Sir plus amount of pillows to create a pillow fort"
Or
"I'll need to kill a Sir plus amount of people to create a blood bath of blood pools"
Or
"I'll need to kill a Sir plus amount of people to create a blood bath of blood pools"
Sir plus amount by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022
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Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville
A corrupt, dictating tyrant who is bad tempered and easily annoyed but you can't help yourself from annoying him nonetheless
Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville is a deviant and manipulative head boy and with regards of vengeance we should annoy him
siramir
siramir by lacasta de papet November 23, 2021
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