Simpuis

simpuis is a word used to call out usually a male for "simping" on a woman. The word simpuis means that the man is willing to do anything for the woman in exchange for their love and affection. A man that has no more backbone because it was tore out and now he’s the bitch.

“Yo man ,your girl took your spine and took a shit on your forehead , don’t be a simpuis”

by DarealWS May 14, 2025

Simplisticated

The right mix of simple-to-use and sophisticated.

This new e-bike I just got is so simplisticated. It's easy to use, but also does all of this other neat stuff a normal bike can’t do.

by anthumb May 20, 2022

simplisick

sexiest man alive fr

girl1: “ simplisick? who’s that?”
girl2: “a tiktoker. he’s so babygirl.”

by kateluvcatz December 8, 2022

Simplisticated

When something is easy and sophisticated, but not basic or overly complex.

I think our relationship is simplisticated and that’s perfect for me.

by anthumb May 24, 2022

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus

Er ist ein Simp!!!
Er simpt alle Mädchen der Klasse an!!!

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus ist ein Simp!!!

by schneilu May 6, 2022

Simpism

A social ideology where a singular human is obsessed with the feeling of flirting (or being) with women that are already in a relationship, or are multiple tiers above their level, but refuses to confess their love for them. This ideology usually resides within people of the name Talon.

“Damn, Talon is the leader of the Simpism ideology I swear.”

“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”

by young bumpkin November 7, 2019

Simpist

A simpist is someone who goes over the line of simping HARDCORE basically if you took simp+simp and added them you would get a simpist, they tend to simp soooo hard until they get nudes once they acquire the nudes they ghost the girl and move on to next subject

"That dude Juan is a simpist ong"

by NorthRug November 13, 2020