Simpistan
Simpistan by 6kidlover9 October 27, 2021
Simpistan
The one Middle - Eastern country that the U.S doesn't want to set foot in.
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
President: We still need to find some more strategic positions near the Iranian border
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
Simpistan by JonSnortsSnowWithUrBros February 27, 2021
Related Words
Simpistan • simpians • Simpist • simportant • simpister • simpstagram • Simpintard • simpiphany • Simpstina • Simpstinct
Simpist
A simpist is someone who goes over the line of simping HARDCORE basically if you took simp+simp and added them you would get a simpist, they tend to simp soooo hard until they get nudes once they acquire the nudes they ghost the girl and move on to next subject
simpiphany
A sudden realization after a period of being a simp that your actions were too subservient towards women.
Similar to post nut clarity
Similar to post nut clarity
After a long time chasing a girl and getting friendzoned, the lad had a clear head and had a simpiphany, ending his simpin'.
simpiphany by Bryceistheguy April 27, 2020
Simpist
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Simpstinct
Simpstinct by Tenzie_25 April 1, 2021
Simpstina
A weirdo named Kristina who likes more boys than she has braincells. She most likely has an odd since of humor and is mad no boys like her. She isn't satisfied with her personality and constantly changes it to fit in.
Yo! Look at Kristina flirting with those 4 boys and helping them with home work! They should call her Simpstina
Simpstina by Skirrrrttttt October 10, 2020