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simpister 

simpister 💪
person 1: who tf is simpister
person 2: ITS CAMILES WIFE
simpister by eatoranges July 17, 2021
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sinister slash 

When you rip open the vagina with two hands so wide you can crawl inside.
I will sinister slash your girlfriend.
sinister slash by Superslickwillyg January 24, 2014

Sempiternal 

Eternal and Everlasting; also coincidentally the name of the latest Bring Me The Horizon album. The title comes from a line in the song, "THIS IS SEMPITERNAL, WILL WE EVER SEE THE END? THIS IS SEMPITERNAL, OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN."

Also a common joke that it is really "sandpit turtle".....it isn't
boy: "Wow, that new BMTH album is really good!"
friend: "Yeah, I love sempiternal!"

teacher: "They saw that knowledge is eternal."
other teacher: "indeed, it is sempiternal!"
Sempiternal by jessica sky June 16, 2013

Sempiternal 

Eternal, endless.

It comes from Latin semper (always) and aeternus (eternal).
Time is sempiternal.
Sempiternal by Sempiternal January 3, 2010

Sempiternal 

Never Changing and Never Ending ; Eternal
"This is sempiternal
Will we ever see the end?" - Bring me The Horizon / Shadow Moses
Sempiternal by Piercethesyko June 23, 2017

Simposter 

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.
Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao
Simposter by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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