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Simpist
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Simpist • Simpistan • simpister • Simpism • simposter • Simplisticated • SImpostor • Simpitry • simplist • simpstagram
Simplisticated
This new e-bike I just got is so simplisticated. It's easy to use, but also does all of this other neat stuff a normal bike can’t do.
Simplisticated by anthumb May 20, 2022
Simplisticated
Simplisticated by anthumb May 24, 2022
Simpism
A social ideology where a singular human is obsessed with the feeling of flirting (or being) with women that are already in a relationship, or are multiple tiers above their level, but refuses to confess their love for them. This ideology usually resides within people of the name Talon.
“Damn, Talon is the leader of the Simpism ideology I swear.”
“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”
“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”
Simpism by young bumpkin November 7, 2019
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