Simpster

A simpster (simp-ster) is a person (usually a man but can be female) who was a simp before it was cool. Is the combination of simp and hipster.

Dude I was such a Simpster for that art hoe senior year.

by Notanartho April 22, 2020

Simposter

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.

Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Sipster

A productive member of society who enjoys craft beer, coffee and cocktails. This individual may be found in flannel shirts on the weekends but normal has professional apparel on Monday through Friday.

These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.

A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.

I heard Brian had over 150 oz of Pliny the Younger this year. He's such a sipster.

Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.

by Brewnology916 March 4, 2015

Sipster

A surfer that rips all kinds who listens to indie music. Usually makes fun of hipsters but is also known to dress like one.

"Dude, have you seen Connor's music collection lately?"
"Yeah. Man, he's such a sipster"

by Cookie224 September 24, 2011

sipsters

the act of taking a sip of an alcoholic/ non-alcoholic beverage

no.1: bruv, gimme some sipsters mayte,
no.2: nah mayte, get ya own whisky
(no.1 walks off and tries to scrounge some sipsters of some other drunken twat)

by bwuv July 17, 2009

Simposter

An individual who betrays for the sole purpose of indulging in the act of sexual intercourse.

Man that Aaron is such a simposter, he exposed my screenshots to try and get laid tonight!!

by elitisque September 28, 2020

simposter

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.

"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"

by Nesano September 16, 2020