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Simposter 

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.
Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao
Simposter by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
A productive member of society who enjoys craft beer, coffee and cocktails. This individual may be found in flannel shirts on the weekends but normal has professional apparel on Monday through Friday.

These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.

A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.
I heard Brian had over 150 oz of Pliny the Younger this year. He's such a sipster.

Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.
Sipster by Brewnology916 March 4, 2015
A surfer that rips all kinds who listens to indie music. Usually makes fun of hipsters but is also known to dress like one.
"Dude, have you seen Connor's music collection lately?"
"Yeah. Man, he's such a sipster"
Sipster by Cookie224 September 24, 2011

sipsters 

the act of taking a sip of an alcoholic/ non-alcoholic beverage
no.1: bruv, gimme some sipsters mayte,
no.2: nah mayte, get ya own whisky
(no.1 walks off and tries to scrounge some sipsters of some other drunken twat)
sipsters by bwuv July 17, 2009

Simposter 

An individual who betrays for the sole purpose of indulging in the act of sexual intercourse.
Man that Aaron is such a simposter, he exposed my screenshots to try and get laid tonight!!
Simposter by elitisque September 28, 2020

simposter 

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.
"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"
simposter by Nesano September 16, 2020