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A productive member of society who enjoys craft beer, coffee and cocktails. This individual may be found in flannel shirts on the weekends but normal has professional apparel on Monday through Friday.

These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.

A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.
I heard Brian had over 150 oz of Pliny the Younger this year. He's such a sipster.

Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.
Sipster by Brewnology916 March 4, 2015
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A surfer that rips all kinds who listens to indie music. Usually makes fun of hipsters but is also known to dress like one.
"Dude, have you seen Connor's music collection lately?"
"Yeah. Man, he's such a sipster"
Sipster by Cookie224 September 24, 2011
a sipster is an older brother or sister of a hipster; women and men in their 30's who generally listen to indie rock, hang out in coffee shops, shop at the thrift stores and talk about things like books, music, films and art with a wealth of life experiences; a confident, bawdy and bold woman in her 30's.
That woman with the perfectly groomed nails, holding a cigarette and pint of insert name of microbrew here is a sipster.
Sipster by the_milliner January 21, 2009
A hipster that also struggles with alcoholism.
I thought that girl was just a hipster, but the way she was pounding that drank made me realize she was an actual sipster. yikes.
sipster by ta11ison October 11, 2008

Plump Sister 

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:
Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."
Plump Sister by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

Sister X 

The sister with the most not-relative-siblings in Vietnam.
- Do you know sister X?
- Of course, she's the one with the most siblings in Vietnam.

Big Sisters & Big Brothers 

Organizations that pair young kids with older "brothers" & "sisters". They spend quality time together & it makes up for not having a Mom or Dad. Great for youngsters!
{Big Sisters & Big Brothers are in practically every town & city nationwide.