Simpietro 

One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.

"I just wish Simpietro would come online more often"

Simpietro by justimagine...justsittingthere August 31, 2020

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? 

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.

Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020

simpleton 

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.

A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."

simpleton by stroydex October 30, 2013

simpitry 

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy

dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry

simpitry by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020

simpleton 

a foolish person with lack of intelligence, common sense, and street smarts

michelle everest, simpleton

simpleton by dictioanrylady December 20, 2008

Simpering simpleton 

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

Simpering simpleton by CharlESee June 28, 2022