Simpatron 

The initials M and I have a special relationship

Simpatron 3000

Simpatron by Bda? September 21, 2021

gimpatron 

A gimpatron or albatron is someone who can ask stupid questions like 'what can i get on pizza hut's lunch buffet?' and is basically a loser...gimpatron is the best insult!

'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron!'

gimpatron by bec.93 May 16, 2010

Simpuation 

when the outcome of the situation was caused by being a simp.

Aj: “Whats the Simpuation?”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”

Simpuation by Xjdr1 November 20, 2019

Simpsational

When you’re in an area with a high volume of hot sexy shawties and you have no idea how to react to such an occasion so you feel forced to put on your player face and spit mad game.

Buddy: “How was the party last night?”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”

Simpsational by O.G.Greasy July 13, 2020

Simpatry 

chasing a person being a male or female in the pursuit of coochie or dick

lil frie committing simpatry chasin a e-girl

Simpatry by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

Simpdrone

(n.) A name for a type of virus that attacks a person's brain, specifically the frontal lobe causing the virus to command it's subject to obey every command of the opposite gender.

(95% of cases happen in males)

John: Hey man, Jake got diagnosed with Simpdrone.

Mike: yea, that happens. my friend got it too. it seems to spread extremely fast.

Simpdrone by anonymous March 13, 2020

Gimpatron 

A mix between Someone who likes to be sexually dominated and an all round loser.

Usually a very stupid person with a selfish personality.

Oh fletch, you’re such a gimpatron.

Gimpatron by William seman April 7, 2023