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Simpatron • gimpatron • Simpatry • Simpsation • simptation • Simpuation • samatrona • Samatron gidditron • sidatron • Sigmatron
Simpuation
Aj: “Whats the Simpuation?”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”
Simpuation by Xjdr1 November 20, 2019
Simpsational
When you’re in an area with a high volume of hot sexy shawties and you have no idea how to react to such an occasion so you feel forced to put on your player face and spit mad game.
Buddy: “How was the party last night?”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”
Simpsational by O.G.Greasy July 13, 2020
Simpatry
Simpatry by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020
Simpdrone
(n.) A name for a type of virus that attacks a person's brain, specifically the frontal lobe causing the virus to command it's subject to obey every command of the opposite gender.
(95% of cases happen in males)
(95% of cases happen in males)
Gimpatron
A mix between Someone who likes to be sexually dominated and an all round loser.
Usually a very stupid person with a selfish personality.
Usually a very stupid person with a selfish personality.
Gimpatron by William seman April 7, 2023
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