Simperton 

The state of being a simpleton and simp

stop being a simperton

Simperton by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? 

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.

Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020

scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008

simpleton 

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.

A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."

simpleton by stroydex October 30, 2013

simpleton 

a foolish person with lack of intelligence, common sense, and street smarts

michelle everest, simpleton

simpleton by dictioanrylady December 20, 2008

Simperior 

Simpler than EVERYTHING, the opposite of Superior

"Dude, those instructions are pretty simple, one would almost say.... Simperior!"

Simperior by Bargon March 2, 2010