simperoni 

an ingredient in a pizza that makes someone simp on a person

I eat pizzas with simperoni.

simperoni by Tyrant_Teh_Ransomware September 19, 2020

sickeroni 

Used if something is fucked up or funny. Similar to “I’m Sick” but worded differently.

Person 1 - Bro my bitch just cheated on me.
Person 2 - Sickeroni.

sickeroni by rjdumbass April 22, 2020

Simpsoning it

Still doing something you should have stopped doing a long, long time ago.

Is that Pablo Fransisco still doing movie trailer jokes? Man, he is totally Simpsoning it...

Simpsoning it by Mokoru March 5, 2011

simproving 

When your bro simps way too hard after a girl and starts getting worse and worse at their hobbies. #brosbeforehoes

“Man why does he keep losing at disc golf?” “Cuz he’s simproving”

simproving by HappenStance Clique February 10, 2023

Simpering simpleton 

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

Simpering simpleton by CharlESee June 28, 2022

Speroni 

-someone belonging to a group that is incredibly physically attractive.
-an Italian with a nice body and amazing cooking skills.
-could possibly be linked to the maffia.
-refuses to believe his singing skills are anything below perfect.
-group of the sweetest and most fun-loving people alive who are amazingly talented in bed.

damn did you see those Speroni boys (jeff and tommy), id do them any day

why the hell are you with your loser boyfriend, you could have a Speroni making you happy.

Speroni by treee December 14, 2008

Simpdrone

(n.) A name for a type of virus that attacks a person's brain, specifically the frontal lobe causing the virus to command it's subject to obey every command of the opposite gender.

(95% of cases happen in males)

John: Hey man, Jake got diagnosed with Simpdrone.

Mike: yea, that happens. my friend got it too. it seems to spread extremely fast.

Simpdrone by anonymous March 13, 2020