simonpietro 

Simonpietro is the most wonderful guy you could ever meet in this world. He is amazingly cute, sweet and stupid. If you know Simonpietro, you'll probably fall in love with him, because he is hot as fuck. Also, he will not know the months of the year, but whatever, who cares when you have such a beautiful soul in your life.

Simonpietro: January comes after April, right?
You: *oh god*

simonpietro by piggyfeet November 20, 2021

simonpietro 

is the most incredible person I've ever met in this world. He's so cute, sweet, stupid and amazingly hot. Also, he doesn't know the months of the year, but whatever, who cares: he is the most beautiful soul in this fucking world.

Simonpietro: January comes after April, right?
You: shut up and hug me.

simonpietro by piggyfeet November 20, 2021

Simpietro 

One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.

"I just wish Simpietro would come online more often"

Simpietro by justimagine...justsittingthere August 31, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004