simonpietro 

Simonpietro is the most wonderful guy you could ever meet in this world. He is amazingly cute, sweet and stupid. If you know Simonpietro, you'll probably fall in love with him, because he is hot as fuck. Also, he will not know the months of the year, but whatever, who cares when you have such a beautiful soul in your life.

Simonpietro: January comes after April, right?
You: *oh god*

simonpietro by piggyfeet November 20, 2021

simonpietro 

is the most incredible person I've ever met in this world. He's so cute, sweet, stupid and amazingly hot. Also, he doesn't know the months of the year, but whatever, who cares: he is the most beautiful soul in this fucking world.

Simonpietro: January comes after April, right?
You: shut up and hug me.

simonpietro by piggyfeet November 20, 2021

Simpietro 

One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.

"I just wish Simpietro would come online more often"

Simpietro by justimagine...justsittingthere August 31, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016