Simon Cowbell
A truly terrible person also known as S*mon Cowell. He treats his performers no better than a pile of trash and, needs to be put in his place.
Simon Cowbell by MadelineDoesItTheTommoWay July 18, 2020
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Simon Cowell
A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor
Simon Cowell by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020
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Simon Cowell
A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.
Simon Cowell by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018
Simon Cowell
A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.
Simon Cowell by louistomlinsondeservestheworld April 26, 2020
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simon cowell by mikespooner October 1, 2007
Simon Cowell
A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
Simon Cowell by jackiiboii January 20, 2014
Simon Cowell
a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.
Simon Cowell by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020
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