SimPvP

SimplicityPvP is one of the oldest survival Minecraft servers still operating, having begun on April 23, 2011. The one and only time the map was reset was September 2011. The map takes up 1.7TB as of September 22, 2020. The Overworld is 997GB, Nether is 426GB (505GB the day of the update to 1.16.4), The End is 257GB. SimPvP uses the Paper Minecraft server and is currently on Minecraft version 1.16.4.

SimPvP fucking sucks.

SimPvP by LidGuy September 30, 2021

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Simpopotamus

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020