simpaphobic

Being extremely against simps or simping.

"Yo you tryna watch pokimane and donate until she notices us?" "No, i'm simpaphobic."

by Santa is Satan September 21, 2021

Singaphobic

A form of social discrimination based on the assumption that a conventional couple lifestyle is universally optimal and, therefore, desired. Internalized singaphobia is when someone does not accept themselves for being single.

While at the wedding, Dave was cajoled by his fellow groomsmen to get into position to "catch the guarder" with the other single men at the wedding. The groomsmen were singaphobic.

"Don't worry, Dave, you will eventually meet someone." This is a singaphobic statement if said to someone for whom you know nothing about their relationship aspirations.

The exists a social convention to buy newly married couples gifts to start their life together. Why don't people buy single people dishes and blenders? The absence of s similar convention is singaphobic.

Secretly, Sally hated herself for not being able to find a partner. This is internalized singaphobia.

by marquez1000 December 5, 2012

Simpophobia

The completely rational and understandable fear and hatred towards simps.

"Hey bro wanna hang out with Joe ?"
"Nah I sorta have simpophobia, meaning I'm simpophobic"

by epicondylitis May 27, 2020

simpophobic

having or involving an extreme or irrational fear of simps or simping.

I'm a simpophobic, I hate Jamie the simp.

by z3k31024 October 17, 2020

Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

simpaholic

A sensitive bitch named Joe.

Hey, stop being such a simpaholic dude!

by Seterus June 2, 2016

Pimpaphobic

1. Some one who is afraid of Pimps, Or working with them.

2. Some one who is afraid to become a pimp.

She could have had many more clients had she not been so Pimpaphobic.

by Dr. Adam Caldwell June 30, 2011