simpsplaining

The gist of an unorthodox point of view that cannot be proven or disproven.

"Aliens trick Americans to forfeit their smartest children to go on spaceships to be experimented on and given knowledge in exchange for lots of money to cover the oxygen and water for long duration space travel," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the complex structure in which the USA works with extra terrestrial society to mutually benefit and grow.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022

simpsplaining

The gist of a complex unorthodox point of view that cannot be disproven nor proven

"Aliens trick families into surrendering their brightest children to University which double as a school but are in fact spaceships. Tuition costs are high because oxygen and water in space are expensive," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the very complex workings between the government and extra terrestrials sharing knowledge in exchange for the students time and money.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022

Simplaining

A person who gives reasons for their simping

When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do

by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020

Sepsplaining

Explaining something Sep doesn't understand to Sep.

Sep: What's World War 2?

Anyone: Aight time for some Sepsplaining

by sitoN December 8, 2020

Sigsplaining

When the general manager of the Sky Casino, Sigma (from Bungou Stray Dogs), adopts a form of mansplaining that he uses on others and himself.

Sigma: "Cooking knives?! She must've gotten them from the kitchen!"
Viewer: "Pookie ily you're so beautiful and u deserve sm but pls stop sigsplaining everything..."

by nikolaisigmafyodorbuttfucker June 19, 2024

slopsplaining

When a non-expert pastes bloated AI generated explanation that they themselves do not understand.

I asked a question on reddit, and all the responses I got were just slopsplaining.

by boltzmann-brain March 25, 2026