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Shwom

Shwom says, "It's asstastic!"
by Asstastic January 14, 2009
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David Shomen

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!
One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
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shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
by trarei August 6, 2011
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Shomax

When a guy orgasms while still wearing underwear and pants, almost always at inappropriate times. It is the maximum way to show your happiness.
Mark became very embarrassed when he shomaxed while just making out with Sarah
by pimpmaster6969 January 6, 2011
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No Shlomo

The Jewish alternative to 'No Homo'. Often used in regard to something Jewish.
"Dude, this bagel is delicious. No Shlomo."
by proooo March 12, 2010
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Shomming

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.
Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!
by bastie 83 January 7, 2015
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Shomari

Mythical African warriors that cleanse evil.
The Shomari came in the night and removed the thief from our midst.
by Rum Powered November 27, 2011
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