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1.An excuse to get off work
2.The disease named after what you call getting off work without a vacation
Phil: I'm sick, can I leave?
Bill: Sorry Phil, you got the flu 5 times last week
by pill cosby January 19, 2017
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a terrible sickness where you feel like you shouldnt be able to walk, but somehow you can. everything on your body is achy, you get the WORST headache, a sore throat, a cough, a stuffy nose, a stomach ache, and you puke. And this lasts about a week.
Why weren't you in school last week?
-Oh, I had the flu.
by ihatehavingtheflu July 30, 2009
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The flu is like being bulmic with out a chose
you wake up and eat what ever you want cause you know with in an hours time your gona puke it back up because you are sick with the flu
by heather2010 April 01, 2006
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When something is so sick (see the definition of sick) that the next level of sick is FLU.
Yo, the 24s on that truck is FLU..
by MBEZ June 18, 2007
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