Definitions by Asstastic
Brawl Stall
When a member of your D&D party is constantly stifling the action in your quest. They'll second guess every move that's made and attempt to solve every conflict with non-violence.
Player 1: "I want to kick the door open and run in screaming bloody murder. I want to gain as much attention as possible for a target rich environment."
Player 2: "YEAH! Let's get 'em!"
Player 3: "Okay, but on your head be it."
Player 4: "Hang on! There might be another way to do this. Can we try talking to them?"
Players 1,2 & 3: "For fuck sake, stop trying to brawl stall us!"
Player 2: "YEAH! Let's get 'em!"
Player 3: "Okay, but on your head be it."
Player 4: "Hang on! There might be another way to do this. Can we try talking to them?"
Players 1,2 & 3: "For fuck sake, stop trying to brawl stall us!"
Brawl Stall by asstastic February 5, 2018
The Dirty Double Cross
The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.
Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.
The Dirty Double Cross by asstastic August 22, 2012
Ass-assinate
I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.
I ass-assinated her!
I ass-assinated her!
Ass-assinate by asstastic August 22, 2012
Buffles
Girl "What do you want to do tonight?"
Guy "I don't know... Watch some tv?"
Girl "Ok, we can have some Buffles."
Guy "I don't know... Watch some tv?"
Girl "Ok, we can have some Buffles."