shwitty
Erin only speaks when she's trying to sound intelligent and humorous. Too bad everything she says is just shwitty.
shwitty by katie: thou art awesome February 3, 2007
Words you can keep
Shwitty
Schwitty-
Adj-
1. The clever sarchastic act of treating someone like shit. The person usually walks away from the conversation without knowing they have been "Shwitted" on!
2. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous with the intent to do harm without the other persons knowledge of the fact.
Adj-
1. The clever sarchastic act of treating someone like shit. The person usually walks away from the conversation without knowing they have been "Shwitted" on!
2. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous with the intent to do harm without the other persons knowledge of the fact.
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shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019
Shitty Salmon
A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.
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Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
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Shitty Hair
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Poopy Shitty Bum Bum
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Shittycack
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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