the devine act of ass fucking then pulling out your shitty dick and sticking it the ear of the reciever and yelling shittydickwilly bitch shittydickwilly bitch

tonight when we get home your gonna get a shittydickwilly

shittydickwilly by brandon okelberry April 28, 2009

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shitcack

Shitcack is the filth around a young man name Dirty David Dawbany and his retarded brother Dribbles Dawbany's mouths after eating dog shit to show people their "free chocolate" trick. It also discribes their mother Fat Old Dawbany's sexual desires.

Fat Old Dawbany: "Cover me in shitcack, bigboy"
Drbbles Dawbany: "uuuggghhh blugghhh shitcack gluuuughh"
Dirty David Dawbany: "OI WATCH MY CHOCOLATE TRICK!!! MMMMM SHITCACK!!"

shitcack by shittypoopie May 13, 2004

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Surprise Shittack

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!

*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.

Surprise Shittack by VLpeekers January 6, 2011

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shittycakes

Basically another term for shit but funner to say {try right now!} and cooler.

"Oh, shittycakes! I just cut my finger off!"

shittycakes by MashaPwns May 20, 2008

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