shitty titty

A sexual move when a male inserts his penis into a female's brown eye, then proceeds to titty fuck the lady, leaving remnants of shit from her own ass on her chest.

I gave Shannon a shitty titty and then kicked her ass out because she had her own shit all over her tits.

by Joey P. and BLaX August 27, 2006

shitty titty

Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.

John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...

Ahhhh shitty titty I spilled my beer.

Shitty titty it's hot in here.

This party is one big shitty titty. No beer and no girls.

by bluedevil627 August 15, 2011

shitty titty

a titty covered in shit

girl: fuck my tits

guy: aw hell no you have a shitty titty fuck that I don't want shit on my cock!

by Dragons Breath September 30, 2021

shitty titty

fuck;this sucks;you've got to be fucking kidding me

Shitty titty that mother fucker Azeez just cut me off!

by oaty January 31, 2009

shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly December 9, 2007

shitty titty

somethin' all dirty and nasty.

Earlier today my hamster went down my gurlies shirt and we thought it took a dump down there...but it was just fuzz. So now I make fun of her and tell her she has shitty titties!

by bare naked girls in the back seat September 6, 2003

Shitty Titties

An exclamation of shock, disgust or anger. Like "Fuck!" but a lot more original and creative.

*trousers fall down* "shitty titties, not again!"

by licky licky banana splitty September 12, 2018