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Shveg

*Indian man stanced, dripped down to the socks* Shveg
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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shmeg

a cigarette

derived from shmek, derived from shmok, derived from shmok'n'apancake
"hey man you want a shmeg?"
"I need a shmeg right now"
by TROTTER FETISH November 15, 2019
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Sheggy

An old woman typically between the ages of 70-90 that is commonly seen on news channels for accidentally crashing their cars into shopfronts. A standard Sheggy is an old women with grey/white curly hair and a pre-2000s car generally ranging from the colours white, blue, gold tint and silver.
Did you see that Sheggy on the news?
by Sheggy February 29, 2020
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Shege

Shege (Sh) is the unit for measuring Sapa at a point in time.

Note that Sapa over a specified period of time is quantified as Shege per time unit. Example: Shege/day, Shege/week, Shege/month, etc.
Sapa got Karine last month; she saw a lot of shege.
by The Malachi October 14, 2022
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shmegela

Kobi stop being such a goddam shmegela
by ButStuf69 February 25, 2021
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Shegg

1) an egg covered in bird shit. A mix between shit and egg. Common occurence with eggs that have not been cleaned such as on a farm. These eggs are usually undesirable unless the person has very unusual tastes.

2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.
1)
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"
by MoonEyes8932 November 28, 2019
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Shmeggy

A person who plays call of duty by crouching in a corner the whole game even if it means their team is losing
He is one shot bro, the fucking shmeggy is just camping in a corner
by IHateShmeggys July 31, 2021
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