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shut you gayass up 

if said fast enough the would gayass sounds like gas and can be gotten away with when saying to people
shut you gayass up by Eric Taylor November 2, 2004

you shut your whore mouth 

When something is said to you and you found it slightly offensive and wish to make a joke of the situation while also disregarding the remark.
Bob: You're bad and you should feel bad.
You: You shut your whore mouth!

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it 

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.
Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.

You shut your whorish mouth!

A complete exclamation designed to express an emotional reaction to the person in which the comment/sentence is directed.

The advantage, and disadvantage, of this approach is that it fully states its message, leaving nothing to the imagination of the person in which it is directed.

An exclamation made by one person to another, demanding silence from said person, generally in a friendly and/or joking manner, but not limited to just that.

An angry, but generally unnecessary, outburst - often aimed at a female that has just hurt a male's ego verbally.
On the television: There's a break in the comedic program, sending the show into commercial break. There's a moment of silence.

Jane: looks at her sister "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORISH MOUTH!"
Jill: looks back at her "WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND?!"

Both: ***Explode into peals of laughter then go back to watching the television***

you got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down. 

A term used by Jon hagy when monsters and creeps are online
Stop your shit and apologize You got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down.

shut your fucking mouth you bitch

shut your fucking mouth you bitch, because I can't focus in class.
"Mark, shut your fucking mouth you bitch"

(Sorry to all the Marks reading this)
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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