Shumpin' Share definition Flag Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery. "Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!" Shumpin' by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Shumpin' mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch