shumkin 

The act if Masturbating whilst taken a dump

Aaron "Kristen. Wouldn't give me a blumpkin ,dude."

Dan : "Why did you give yourself a shumkin!?"

shumkin by DJPOOD September 20, 2017

shumkin 

The act of Maturbating while taking a shit.

Aaron "Kristen. Wouldn't give me a blumpkin ,dude."

Dan : "Why didn't you give yourself a shumkin!?"

shumkin by DJPOOD September 20, 2017

Shumming 

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.

Shumming by Shummer February 11, 2012

shucking and jiving 

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.

Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.

shucking and jiving by Mack C February 23, 2007

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shucking Fit 

fucking shit

Holy shucking fit!

Shucking Fit by Secret Agent: Dog November 13, 2014

shucking

A slang term used in the Data Hoarder community to describe the act of buying an external hard drive for a discounted price and extracting the actual HDD inside for use in a desktop computer or a server.

Drives acquired in this manner are often significantly cheaper than if the HDD was bought as a standalone product off the shelf.

Dude, you won't believe this, I bought this external HDD yesterday, shucked it and the drive inside is like twice the price of this whole thing. I saved like a 100 dollars! Shucking is awesome!

shucking by Jacobss April 27, 2019