shumkin

The act if Masturbating whilst taken a dump

Aaron "Kristen. Wouldn't give me a blumpkin ,dude."

Dan : "Why did you give yourself a shumkin!?"

by DJPOOD September 20, 2017

shumkin

The act of Maturbating while taking a shit.

Aaron "Kristen. Wouldn't give me a blumpkin ,dude."

Dan : "Why didn't you give yourself a shumkin!?"

by DJPOOD September 20, 2017

Shumming

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.

by Shummer February 11, 2012

shucking and jiving

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.

Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.

by Mack C February 23, 2007

Shumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shucking Fit

fucking shit

Holy shucking fit!

by Secret Agent: Dog November 13, 2014

shucking

A slang term used in the Data Hoarder community to describe the act of buying an external hard drive for a discounted price and extracting the actual HDD inside for use in a desktop computer or a server.

Drives acquired in this manner are often significantly cheaper than if the HDD was bought as a standalone product off the shelf.

Dude, you won't believe this, I bought this external HDD yesterday, shucked it and the drive inside is like twice the price of this whole thing. I saved like a 100 dollars! Shucking is awesome!

by Jacobss April 27, 2019