Stumpin'

Can't figure something out, miffed, dumbfounded, confused or don't have a quick response to a situation or something said to you.

When Teresa showed up at the club with her sister and started asking me if I had slept with her, MAN, I was straight up stumpin'!

by JoeP. May 25, 2007

stumpin

verb:
1.the act of posting up behind large objects as if waiting on somebody;

2. The act of being on ones knees

1. Damn look at my man stumpin behind that statue.

2. That girl is always down for some stumpin.

by sean stewart May 11, 2008

Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum

by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011

slumpin

Loud bass on your misic; when your beats is all the way up an the bass makes the rear veiw mirrors vibrate and shit falls down.

Nigga was playin Chamillionaire, his beats was slumpin.

by Whodat May 13, 2005

stumpid

Stupid + Dumb = Stumpid

I can't even think right meow, I'm so stumpid.

You are the stumpidest person I've ever met. Seriously though. So. Stumpid.

by Alimew June 17, 2017

Short Back And Stompin

Jordan Pickford, the England hero's famous trim. The traditional short back and sides with a Sunderland stomp.

"Hey Jude, seen my new trim? It's short back and stompin"

by JordanPickford July 12, 2021

Stompin' Grapes

The Act of Defecating while in the shower, and using the feet to assist in dispersal of fecal matter down the drain. Reminiscent of ancient wine makers. May be shart related.

Dude I totally lost control in the shower, and ended Stompin' Grapes.

by DorkPunk+ForcePunk February 8, 2007